From Craigslist, casual encounters for Dallas, TX:

“I can meet you at any Whataburger - thats right, ANY Whataburger in DFW. Even the south suburbias - just let me know so I can borrow my friends car and if its really far I may need to come up with gas money. (but don’t worry, I have your #7 whatasized to a large, with rootbeer and ketchup covered - I put that money in my wallet next to the jimmy)

You know what baby, I’ll even get you a #1 - or, well - if you can sick a good duck, what the hell - anything on the menu is yours! (limit to 2 items)

I saw it on Maury - come on now, I know you’re hungry - and I’m young and will blow my mayo wad in no time - lets make this happen, call me now! (fun fact: Whataburger puts mustard not mayo on their burgers) Or if you need to wait til later, like around lunch or dinner time, I understand - I’m open-minded and don’t judge

(craigslist doesn’t show the love for youtube, but check out Maury sex for cheeseburgers - you ain’t the only hottie out there that wants a FULL meal with side orders yo!)

And I ain’t no hater, I understand you gots to have your pride - bartering blowjobs for burgers is perfectly normal - and in a city like the big D (or Fdub, I know you alls is hungry out there too) being 1 in a million means theres around 5,999 others just like you! Go ahead girl! Get yer grub on, and gimme some golfball through a garden hose action - you know you got skillz girl!

* Location: Dallas, Whataburger
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

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- http://dallas.craigslist.org/dal/cas/1336134940.html